Things you don't think you should have to tell your children (But you do) Part 2

Things you don't think you should have to tell your children (But you do) Part 2:

16. Just because I said I will not buy that for you does not mean you “need to call papa” 

17. If you are trying to make me feel guilty by saying you miss daddy after being punished, well, its working.

18. Rubbing poop on the walls is not my idea of “artwork.”

19. You went poop in the potty? awesome! No, we cannot save it to show daddy….

20. …Fine, we will send him a picture…

21. Don’t eat that bug.

22. Don’t eat sand.

23. Don’t eat rocks.

24. Sorry, they don’t make medicine for bad dreams.

25. Because I said so.

26. Mommy and daddy get to share a bed because…because….ask daddy.

27. Your best friend can’t live here, his mommy would miss him too much.

28. Why is great grandmas skin so stretchy? Hmm, I don’t know, maybe shes a super hero!

29. “Its so cute and fuzzy” is ok to say about pets and woodland creatures, but not about the gigantic motorcycle guy behind us at wal-mart. Please stop pointing.  Shh. 

30. Don’t lock your sister in the kennel. It does not matter if she has her sippy and some cheerios.